I’ve not been on here in forever and can’t even begin to play catch-up…

Still no internet without a visit to the library. no new art bc im too poor for batteries for my tablet mouse/pen.

Yeah. I've been inactive for a while because we've had no internet at the new apartment... SO! no stickam. no posts. no votes and no watching the new flash animations. what ever will i do?! (pulls back the curtains) oh... sunshine!

I still find it funny.

eet iz opehrashunal!

STILL NO COMPUTER DAMNIT! my job's too shitty to afford fixing it or buying a new one... so patience... and perhaps when i return i'll have more art... :) or a comic or two.

My computer has the blue screen with 3 or more codes.

This explains my absence from the NG community and the stickam chat.

Also the girlfriend. :D

Not a fan...

same with clock day

and pico...

sorry NG... they don't amuse me.

I have a friend who's like... deathly afraid of everything. so i drew this picture of me, m'lady and m'friend watching a horror movie. there's still more to add and the final copy will be up for voting in a day or so.

louie1023: hi
louie1023: thats a big ass water bottle
Riki [melons plz] [NG]: it is. :)
louie1023: yup
Riki [melons plz] [NG]: can i put it in your butt?
louie1023: so why you al alone
Riki [melons plz] [NG]: bc i put waterbottles in butts. no one appreciates good humor
louie1023: in other people butts
Riki [melons plz] [NG]: yes. can i put it in yours?
louie1023: i dnt see why not
Riki [melons plz] [NG]: :D oh yay!
louie1023: have you put one in yours
Riki [melons plz] [NG]: no i dont like things in my butt
Riki [melons plz] [NG]: just in other ppls
louie1023: what bout in the front put it in there
Riki [melons plz] [NG]: lawl NO WAYsilly... that's just silly. who puts bottles in their front.
Riki [melons plz] [NG]: they'e OBVIUOUSLY for theback
Riki [melons plz] [NG]: sillywilly
louie1023: ok sorry well why can you put it in my butt if it not gnna go in yours
Riki [melons plz] [NG]: aw. see. party pooper...
louie1023: well what do i get out of it ill let you but nun fun for me
Riki [melons plz] [NG]: nun fun? you like deflowering gods servants?
louie1023: huh?
Riki [melons plz] [NG]: you dirty dirty boy
louie1023: sometimes
Riki [melons plz] [NG]: will you wear a nun costume...
Riki [melons plz] [NG]: and let me put things in your butt?
Riki [melons plz] [NG]: and call me jesus?
louie1023: show me your tits and we got a deal ...jesus
Riki [melons plz] [NG]: lol i haz no tits.
louie1023: look like you do
Riki [melons plz] [NG]: they're just sacks of raw meat i pack in my bra to look like tits
Riki [melons plz] [NG]: i'm a real hit at the zoo
louie1023: lift up your shirt
Riki [melons plz] [NG]: suck my cock?
louie1023: pick up your shirt
Riki [melons plz] [NG]: lick the cheese from my meat curtains?
louie1023: can you just pick up your shirt
Riki [melons plz] [NG]: can you just get a girlfriend... and then let me steal her from you bc im awesome... and my cock is bigger