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Riki
Rude, Crude and socially unacceptable. I am a lady mechanic working on the iconic DeLorean.

Riki Miller @Riki

Age 38, Female

DeLorean Mechanic (n

Houston Texas

Joined on 2/22/07

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NG stickam funneh convo

Posted by Riki - July 6th, 2010


louie1023: hi
louie1023: thats a big ass water bottle
Riki [melons plz] [NG]: it is. :)
louie1023: yup
Riki [melons plz] [NG]: can i put it in your butt?
louie1023: so why you al alone
Riki [melons plz] [NG]: bc i put waterbottles in butts. no one appreciates good humor
louie1023: in other people butts
Riki [melons plz] [NG]: yes. can i put it in yours?
louie1023: i dnt see why not
Riki [melons plz] [NG]: :D oh yay!
louie1023: have you put one in yours
Riki [melons plz] [NG]: no i dont like things in my butt
Riki [melons plz] [NG]: just in other ppls
louie1023: what bout in the front put it in there
Riki [melons plz] [NG]: lawl NO WAYsilly... that's just silly. who puts bottles in their front.
Riki [melons plz] [NG]: they'e OBVIUOUSLY for theback
Riki [melons plz] [NG]: sillywilly
louie1023: ok sorry well why can you put it in my butt if it not gnna go in yours
Riki [melons plz] [NG]: aw. see. party pooper...
louie1023: well what do i get out of it ill let you but nun fun for me
Riki [melons plz] [NG]: nun fun? you like deflowering gods servants?
louie1023: huh?
Riki [melons plz] [NG]: you dirty dirty boy
louie1023: sometimes
Riki [melons plz] [NG]: will you wear a nun costume...
Riki [melons plz] [NG]: and let me put things in your butt?
Riki [melons plz] [NG]: and call me jesus?
louie1023: show me your tits and we got a deal ...jesus
Riki [melons plz] [NG]: lol i haz no tits.
louie1023: look like you do
Riki [melons plz] [NG]: they're just sacks of raw meat i pack in my bra to look like tits
Riki [melons plz] [NG]: i'm a real hit at the zoo
louie1023: lift up your shirt
Riki [melons plz] [NG]: suck my cock?
louie1023: pick up your shirt
Riki [melons plz] [NG]: lick the cheese from my meat curtains?
louie1023: can you just pick up your shirt
Riki [melons plz] [NG]: can you just get a girlfriend... and then let me steal her from you bc im awesome... and my cock is bigger


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